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Jokes of the week - LOTS MORE TO FOLLOW

Q What's a judge with no fingers called?
A Justice Thumbs (Thank you Diane O'Sullivan!)
Q What does a house wear?
A Address! (Thank you Vicky Harrison)
 
Q) Why do bees always have sticky hair?
A) Because they use Honeycombs. 
 
Q What do you call a dog magician?
A A labracadabrador. (Thank you Claire Jeffery)
 
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fssshh! (Thank you Emma Mills!)
 
And from the brilliant Spike Milligan......
There are holes in the sky 
where the rain comes in,
but they are ever so small
that's why rain is thin!

 

Q "What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?"

A "You have to Planet" (Thank you Lucy Capeling!)

 

A man goes into a pet shop and asks for 12 bees. The shopkeeper comes back with 13.
"You've given me one too many," said the man.
"That last one is a freebie," replied the shopkeeper! (Thank you Sally Kerr!)
 
 
Q "Why don't witches wear flat hats?"
A "There's no point!" (Thank you Vicky Harrison!)
 
 
Q "Why did the student eat his homework?"
A "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake" (Thank you Sarah Charlton!)